Pole Dance
when a guy pays not nearly enough money to watch a hot girl slide up and down a lubricated pole, while he imagines it’s his d-ck (which is actually more like a chipolata sausage), then w-nks himself off in a dirty toilet, like the stupid pr-ck that he is.
guy: “oh yeah, you want my d-ck don’t you? look, she’s so hot for me.”
pole dancer: “give me my money.”
the national dance of poland (where the poles live)
a scottish student to a polish student: is the pole dance your national dance?
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