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• Polish Roadblock

  when someone, usually in an suv, drives in the p-ssing lane directly alongside somebody else, thus keeping faster traffic from getting by. i’d have gotten here quicker if there weren’t so many polish roadblocks on the interstate. similar in technique to the jewish roadblock in that two or more cars drive below the speed limit […]

• Polo King

  a person who has a ridiculous ralph lauren polo wardrobe and is constantly wearing it. “girl i was on mysp-ce and i came across the polo king, look up his url on mysp-ce it’s www.mysp-ce.com/izzo_2_flyy

• spunk brûlée

  an internal c-mshot: when the p-n-s has -j-c-l-t-d s-m-n inside the v-g-n- and is about to be (or is) oozing out of the orifice. often referred to as a creampie. i’d think twice—or maybe ask very nicely—if any café had either that or the sp-nk brûlée desserts on offer…hmm…not on the cake shelf, but one […]

• Spun Unit

  a completely derogitory term. accurately describes someone who quite ovbiously is thick, or behaves in a manner in which you would never befriend. unlike unit which could be taken as a term of endearment to a buddy. you would be a spun unit if you thought being called a spun unit brought you closer to […]

• spuv

  an insult derived from three separate insults; sp-ck, sc-m, and div. use of the word implies that the person is all of those terms rolled into one. “jack, you my friend, are a spuv!” s-xually erotic elise and amanda can be very spuv.

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