Pole Raped
while riding the subway, the train starts suddenly and send you flying into one of those poles.
usually happens when riding the train with friends or when there are no more seats and you are forced to stand up.
vince – i don’t need to hold on to a pole!
-subway starts-
-pole rape commences-
josh – you just got pole raped, idiot
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