Pole Vaulting
pole vault = natural high
~one day during pole vaulting practice~
vaulter 1: pole vaulting is the best high there is. i get high every day right here!
vaulter 2: yeah man! i love getting high!
(coach comes and watches vaulting)
coach: you guys gotta get higher!
both vaulters: alright!
the british version – the action of slapping a man and/or woman in the face with your erected p-n-s. depending on the force of your polevault you can sometimes cause the ‘polevaultee’ to lose balance. thus having made the perfect polevault!.
“aww dude i just flopped it out and was polevaulting them both, billy and kattrin right round the face.”
“no way!”
“yes way!, kattrin couldn’t even speak afterwards”
hi5
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