pole’mon


pole’mon is a hermaphroditic monster that loves to consume meat poles similar to that of a p-n-s. these creatures have been known to bite off mens dongs in the hunt for food.
holy cr-p jonesy, i spotted a pole’mon. man that pole’mon really did a number on my man meat.

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