Polish Casserole
a low-fat dinner that’s great for the whole family!
recipe:
1 gallon of female nipple milk
2 cups of p–p from a 14-16 year old
three hairs from the -ss of a 75+ year old
s-m-n from a female horse
urine from a cow
a greasy banana (before step two)
boil for approximately 3 days until sticky and/or golden brown.
let cool for 7 seconds before serving.
jimmy: “mom, what are you making for dinner, i’m hungry…”
mom: “are you in the mood for a polish c-sserole?”
jimmy: “yes! that will be my third this month!”
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