Polish Condom
a sock on your p-n-s
polish condom
an emergency prophylactic in which a sandwich bag is used in conjuction with a twist tie to secure it. raid is lightly sprayed on the outside as a spermicide.
i dont have any trojans but i could come up with a polish condom if you really want to do it.
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