Polish fiddle
a solo s-x act in which a lady t-ttie-f-cks herself with a d-ld-. (orig. only a polish woman would be dumb enough to t-ttie f-ck herself with a d-ld-. also, the act of t-ttie-f-cking oneself with a d-ld- would produce a motion much like bowing a violin).
susie woznoski: “my god- my neck is so sore.”
dana: “why?”
susie woznoski: “i tried the polish fiddle last night. i did it for hours and never came.” 🙁
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