Polish fly swatter
the spash screen placed in the bottom of a urinal to stop spattering p-ssors from getting ocean spray on their trousers. the polish fly swatter often is embedded with a urinal cake or scented sustance to enable you to spend many hours of enchanting sniffing in such a delightful environment.
d-mn, what the h-ll? some sick b-st-rd stuck a polish fly swatter in my gym bag last night!
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