Polish Handshake
when a drunk polish man attempts to give a hand job to a p-ssed out black man and then resorts to oral s-x when his limp d-ck won’t get up.
we had to pull mat off that poor guy before he finished his polish handshake.
when you have your hand on your erect p-n-s and another guy moves your hand in such a way that it is similar to receiving a hand job, but not as gay.
dude can i give you a polish handshake, no h-m-.
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