Polish Jedi
when punishing your girlfriend (preferably polish) from behind, you withdraw your wet d-nk, and using stealth, replace it with a light saber. now she can help to fight evil.
man my girlfriend just isn’t tough, i am going to turn her into a polish jedi.
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