polish massage
verb
driving a motor vehicle over or along the rumble strips, reflective lane markers, or in some cases highway drainage grooves to simulate the vibrating and kneading effect of a m-ssage, either intentionally or inadvertently.
daniel waited until the last p-ssenger in the van had nodded off to drift over to the rumble strips and shook everyone awake, he enjoyed the polish m-ssage, but each of his p-ssengers hated him for it.
gary winced at the polish m-ssage, when he felt like his fillings were being shaken out as his boyfriend steered the motorcycle they were riding over the rain grooves on the country road.
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