Polish Muffler


placing one’s hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

the term comes from the idea that the polish will put their hands on a car m-ffler to stay warm.
my hands were frozen at the game the other day, so i did a polish m-ffler.

jane: you must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

d-ck: yeah, i saved myself with a polish m-ffler.

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