Polish Windmill
in circular motion, one partic-p-nt spins in a s-x swing (with the bottom cut out) and defecates on the other partic-p-nts chest whom is lying on the floor below the swing.
peter was so messed up last night he cut out a whole in his s-x swing and gave lucy a wet polish windmill.
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