polish your own pedestal
to engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.
when you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you’re cooler than you are.
thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great scrabble player he is.
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