polishing the knob
the act of pleasuring the male member using the mouth and hand.
to the hot home depot worker:
“excuse me, i am inexperienced at polishing the kn-b, can you polish my kn-b?”
Read Also:
- pookay
puke. in hawaii all words are pr-nounced phonetically, so “puke” is pookay. puke actually means “book” in hawaiian, but it doesn’t fit as well. that is a pookay dress that wahine has on! slang for c-cky; doody; p–py, sh-t, cr-p, feces, bowel movement (a.k.a. bm) i did a rather large pookay this morning!
- pool balls
the condition in which a rash devolopes on the scr-t-m after swimming day after day for a period of time without showering as often as one should. i would go to swimming today, but i’m starting to get a bad case of pool b-lls.
- poopapotamus
a gerthy p–p that is gernally 6 inches long, that lurks right below the surface of the toilet water and ominously floats in circles. as my b-tt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement i peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a p–papotamus was staring right at me
- poop juicin
a person who takes care of themselves very poorly and shows it. hey brittany, that person over ther in the wrinkly shirt with the frizzy hair is so p–p juicing.
- Popehog Day
every year on the night before easter, the pope comes out of his hole in the ground in crawford texas, which has a direct tunnel to the vatican city. if he sees his shadow, he looses his mind and there will be 5 more weeks of springtime. if he doesn’t see his shadow, he will […]