polishing the torpedo
1. to m-st-rb-t-; jack off
2. to furiously clean the p-n-s
3. to actually clean and polish a torpedo
“yo marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, i have to take a shower?”
“i’m polishing the torpedo.”
“gross, just don’t leave me any surprises in the tub…”
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