Polite Awakening


refers to when a person is woken up by way of a s-xual act.

-derived from the term “rude awakening.” a polite awakening would be the opposite and much more preferable way to wake up.
“my girl gave me a polite awakening today. i wonder if she brushed her teeth before or after…”

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