polite banana
the last banana in a bunch, the one that is almost alway over ripe before anyone gets to it.
the over ripeness of the banana causes a rash of politeness in people…
jane: can i offer you this last banana?
john: no, it is ok, you can have it.
jane: no…i must insist, you have it…
john: no really…it is your banana, you have it…
(this demonstrates how the last banana in the bunch can become a polite banana…no matter what state of brown it is in)
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