polite hand cup
when hooking up, it is the act of cupping ones hand to act as a receptacle for -j-c-l-t- when rubbing one out. this prevents j-zz from getting on the sheets, couch, floor, or unwilling partic-p-nts.
note: not applicable to relationships. swallowing is de rigueur in such situations
my hook up last night was taking forever, so i busted out the polite hand cup, shot my load, and left.
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