Political Coyote Ugly


a “political coyote ugly” s when you are led to believe a political lie and regret having been scammed to believe it.

it is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.
man i was really believing that candidate last night until i found out everything he said was a lie. what a political coyote ugly.

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