political whore


a politician who will sell out their const-tuents if it means they might get one step higher on the ladder. they will completely flip-flop on an issue that was the core of their campaign platform just because they think it might help them get elected to, for instance, lake forest city council. they will even sell out the person who threw them proxies to get them into office. they become so “wh-r-ish” that in the end, they are so sl-tty and nasty that n-body will touch them with a ten foot ballot.
did you hear terri voted “no” to approve the committee members to the overcrowded housing ad hoc committee? i voted for her because she promised she’d be tough on the clown house crisis in our hoa. what a political wh-r-!
the kind of -rs-hole you find in your modern studies cl-ss who is purposely there to p-ss you off. the kind that argues just so his views seem superior, the kind that makes up figures just so he looks cool… even tho we know he’s a douche bag.

symptoms include:
middle cl-ss syndrome
ignorance
arrogant
general r-t-rdedness
wow, k just told a whole load of bullsh-t figures, went off tangent and completely killed anyone who was interested in the politics of kenya (no one). what a political wh-r-…

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