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• seatscam

  when you have to get up from your chair to do something, and someone steals your seat. you can save yourself from a seatscam if, before you leave, you call “no seatscams”. ted tried to take gary’s seat, but unfortunately gary had called “no seatscams”, so he had to surrender the seat to its original […]

• lardscaping

  shaping, defining or removing excess body fat (is there any other kind?), such as through liposuction d-mn, francine looks hot since the doctor turned her spare monster-truck tire into an awesome hourgl-ss. blessed lardscaping.

• Las Vegas Luau

  a kinky s-x position in which the partic-p-nts wear gr-ss skirts and play ukuleles whilst tying the recipient onto a cooking rotary and slowly rotating him or her and stimulating them from the front and back on each side with their p-n-ses or s-x toys. meanwhile, another partic-p-nt may spread poi and many seasonings on […]

• Drunk telekinesis

  motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you. my beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. given such an insurmountable distance, i used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

• Schlema

  any replacement for a noun that you can’t think of. get that schlema. oh, you remember, that schlema.

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