Pollen jockey
what you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.
waiter: what would you like to order?
annoying vegan: bread and water please. gluten free…
me: i’ll take the serloin medium rare please.
waiter: should be out in 5.
annoying vegan: so i bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. you probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!enjoy your fatty steak -sshole!
me: quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. or.. your bread and water (facepalm)
#vegan #facepalm #hippie #-sshole
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