pollocking the toilet


a forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the -n-s leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

a reference to impressionist painter jackson pollock.
isaac p-ssed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking i pollocked his toilet.

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