pollutant
noun
1. the unfortunate genetic offcut of a push me pull you. a poll-u-tant. can be seen on the cutting room floor of the cl-ssic film doc. doolittle or the lesser known blue movie version rated r18.
2. a s-x act that involves instant custard and plastic sheets usually performed during fog.
3. a democratic system that gauges the amount of tantalizing that occurs at a given time in the population now archaic originally pr-nounced poll u’r tantalize?
1. “wow. look at that mess of an animal” “oh, that’s a poll-u-tant”
2. “fancy the pollutant this evening. it’s looking a bit cloudy out there?” “yeah, have you got the custard and sheets?” “yes” “well let’s bang on!”
3. “h-llo, i’m doing a poll to see how tantalizing you are. would you take part in this survey?” “oh, you’re doing a poll-u-tant?” “yes, i am”
1 more definition
noun. an enjoyable food stuff with the consistency of minced banjos. a terrine of soldiers ants. specially imported from danish caves and eaten in glasgow street markets.
ock aye. a fanceee a wee maxi pollutant fa me brekkie
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