Polo Guy


an male who is gaudy, awkward and actively pursues a girl that he has no chance with, hoping that his weak game will result in a rare score.
adrian: did you see that guy last night trying to get sarah’s number?

pete: yeah man, he had absolutely no chance. total polo guy.

also known as an afc

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