Polonium Cocktail
1. a mixed drink. it can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. the only salient ingredient is polonium 210 (po-210). po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. a milligram of po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of radium-226. as such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. hence a polonium c-cktail is not something you want to order from your bartender.
po-210 poisioning is an -ss-ssination technique that was developed by the kgb in the 1970s. the po-210 poisoning of alexander litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former kgb agents andrei lugovoi and dmitri kovtun, after litvinenko wrote scathing books about vladimir putin, shows that the -ss-ssination technique is still in use by the current russian trauponcracy.
if you criticize vladimir putin, he’ll send you a polonium c-cktail. just ask alexander litvinenko. wait, you can’t, because he’s dead.
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