polychromatophilia
some big, fancy, east-coast word for a fabric fetish. polychromatophilists are a strange group of people that have s-xual urges towards fabric. typically, this manifests in women and can lead to a clothes-shopping addiction. a peculiar side-effect is that the afflicted woman’s boyfriend typically has disappearing money syndrome.
“jeff, why the f-ck can’t you go bowling today?”
“my girl is a polychromatophilist, and my money disappears.”
“oh wow, polychromatophilia is a tough disease. good luck man.”
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- poodis head
a person/human being/h-m- sapien. has no negative connotation but is often used in jest or mild frustration. harry splashes mud in geryl’s eyes. geryl: “you poodis head!” a person/human being/h-m- sapien. has no negative connotation but is often used in jest or mild frustration. harry splashes mud in geryl’s eyes. geryl: “you poodis head!”
- Poomu
a fat persons swimsuit, usually constructed from large amounts of fabric, and sometimes has a skirt or sarong attached. kirstie alley, oprah and janet jackson all go poomu shopping together at jones new york before they go to their closets to eat coldstones and babies in shame.
- poonanatang
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- poosbee
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