Polyreading


the act of reading two or more books at once.
guy: “i’m reading the 7th harry potter, moby d-ck, and the crystalids all at the same time, it’s getting really confusing.”
guy #2: “polyreading is confusing.” / “polyreading can be a b-tch.”

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