Pompeii Pickle
an agregiously shameful s-x act involving a very drunk, whorish girlfriend, a tube of mentos and a diet c-ke. the girlfriend is positioned face down on the bed (or may be already p-ssed out this way) and several of the mentos are manipulated into her -ss, accompanied by a string of low, drunken moans. the man positions himself carefully and loudly declares “i am the g-d vesuvius” as he pours diet c-ke into her -n-s and rams it home with his p-ck-r. the resulting epic eruption brings about destruction of undeniable historical significance.
“what the h-ll is wrong with matt? ian told me that he gave that carnie girl the pompeii pickle the other night on his couch. the whole apartment smells like sh-t and cabbage.”
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