poncho-man
a person who never does what they say they will do and always has a crazy excuse.
i didn’t make it to the pub because my dog p-ssed in my kitchen and caused a toxic reaction with the lino and i had to get the fire brigade in to rescue the dog from the tree where the resulting explosion had blown it. its really what happened i’m not really poncho-man.
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