pond hags
repulsive old wenches who dwell in the rushes around secluded ponds. some claim they have a respiratory system similar to that of a lungfish, while others -ssert that pond hags extract oxygen from rusted cans and childrens’ tears. emerging exclusively by moonlight, they’ve been known to hector and vex the purest of souls with their skillful and relentless haggery.
i was blazing a fat l by the pond when some sketchy -ss pond hags started throwing sea weed and sh-t at me. what a bunch of tw-ts.
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