Pond life

pond life is a term mainly used by london blokes to decribe sc-m. pond life could be a family shacked up in a cold smelly flat with the mum bed ridden, the man out of work and spending his benefits on cheap value beer and cannabis whilst 7 kids run around aimlessly smashing windows and swearing. they will probably have a pit bull for a dog who never gets walked and has actually experianced the effects of heroin. they will undergo there ‘weekly’ shop very rarely and will gather as less goods to merely survive.
dave: you alrite steve,
steve: yeh mate just see f-cking whats name.
dave: who?
steve: wayne roberts?
dave: oh not that c-nt, last time i heard he was shacked up on smack with a fat state for a bird.
steve: not wrong mate , proper pond.
dave: yeh proper pond life.
single celled organisms or liverpool f.c supporters
you aint got the brains to comment, coz your a f-ckin pond life
a group of stupid mindles dope smokers whos favourite p-ss time is sittin saying random and admiring pointless dutch entertainers
jeffels pete steve patta chris and all the other tw-nts who inhabit scarborough
a dirty smelly gypsy person who shops in iceland for meal deals and think ultimate force is shakespere.
you are pond (shortened). they are right pondlife in here tonight.