Ponderbating
to think about masturbating!
man! i can’t wait for my date tonight. i’ve been ponderbating about it all day long. i need some hoo-haw.
the act of deep-thinking, usually about the universe or life itself, that results in a great and climactic conclusion about the nature of our existence.
can also be used lightly, to describe a mental fixation with something.
you know, i’ve been ponderbating all day, and i came to the conclusion that we are all of one great consciousness.
the intellectual environment of this starbucks makes me want to ponderbate while i sip at my green tea latte.
i’ve been ponderbating about that vacation since may!
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