poning
when you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don’t want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!
chelsea: “is the water running?”
emily:”no, i’m just poning.”
2 more definitions
the act of dyeing tampons red and throwing them at cars.
man last night we went poning and raised all sorts of h-ll
also “poning noobies,” meaning owning someone that is new to a website or online game, mainly used by idiots who have nothing better to do than play warcraft or runescape.
“last night on runescape, i was totally poning some idiot noobies that didn’t even know how to chop wood.
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