Ponkum
1. c-m in a pond.
2. an evil gopher that lives in a tree and feeds off male genitalia several times daily, increasing in size.
1. that girl made me ponk-m
2. i was walking home with my boyfriend when suddenly a ponk-m jumped out and ate his nuts.
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