pontafix


following through after p-ssing wind in the shower
“boy did u pontafix in my bathroom again?”

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    the act of destroying the weak tuner cars in your sweet -ss pontiac usually by a good distance. (sorry wiggers) dude you totally pontiowned savvchuck’s piece of sh-t honda!

  • Ponzificate

    the process of winning new church members by indoctrinating additional recruiters and missionaries. specifically (but not exclusively) for the roman catholic church. go out my children and ponzificate. proselytize and ponzificate! those on the lowest tear of the ponzification pyramid are screwed – only those at the top go to heaven.

  • Ponzoon

    a big beer belly on a man, usually italian males only. originated in 1920’s chicago italian-american community. check out tony’s big ponzoon!

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    a new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men. birth is delivered through the -n-s but without the umbilical cord. the kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect 🙂 steven : wow honey your b-ttocks have swollen majorly this morning. james : thanks babe […]

  • Poohdoku

    any smart phone implementation (‘app’) of the wildly popular number placement game ‘sudoku’ played specifically while using the restroom. the 21st century equivalent to the time honored tradition of reading while doing the same. i think i am going to go play a little ‘poohdoku’ after lunch.


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