Pontiac Poser
when you’re approaching a vehicle that looks very nice and expensive, but when you get close enough to it, you realize oh, it’s just a pontiac.
“dude, look at that nice as car!”
-drives past car-
“psh, that’s not a nice car, that guy is a pontiac poser!
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