pontoon
sounds like a dirty word but its actually a marine engineering term for containers fastened together to support a floating bridge, boat or plane
she sunned her voluptuous body on the pontoon bridge across the pond.
the part of a catameran that keeps it afloat on the water. a catameran has two pontoons that are shaped like canoes. they are connected by a platform that the person sailing the boat sits on.
without pontoons, a catameran would not be able to sail.
a beast of a word used by old pedophiles use to entice children into there bedrooms.
old man: “oooooooooh pontoooon”
a fat chick
when she walks that pontoon’s -ss looks like two bulldogs trying to fight their way out of a bag
the opposite of wretched;
someone or something that is completely cool, laid-back and ready to party.
gurrrrl, that feathered hair is so not pontoon.
vice vaughn in swingers is so pontoon.
this is a type of womens breast that when acted upon by gravity, they spread far off to the sides…much like women from national geographic.
“she got the only pontoon t-tties…they smack against her knees when she is naked and sh-t.”
a code-name for p-n-s
“theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon.”
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