pontotoc
the town in mississippi where everybody hates david ethan gann and thinks he is a kinda cute creepy guy but he still prolly has a fairly large p-n-s and he smells really good and has awesome hair but they still hate him bc he is bi
girl 1: hey did that david gann dude friend you on facebook?
girl 2: yeah hes kinda cute but we shuld move to pontotoc to hate him
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