Pony boner


a b-n-r that you get when you see two ponies having s-x. a b-n-r that is slitely on the down side/that b-n-r aftershock.
a few minutes after watching p-rn i had a pony b-n-r. my two ponies stared having s-x right i front of me and i got a pony b-n-r so i had to get some tighter pants on. i got a pony b-n-r when i sew the pony with his d-ck and b-lls hanging down.
an incidental erection. usually common in the mornings, or with certain legwear.
my little brother was hanging around in his sweats yesterday and he had a f-cking pony b-n-r all godd-mn day!

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