Pony Express
man with a small p-n-s, who also c-ms fast.
i never would have banged him if i would have known, that i’d be riding the pony express.
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quick status cocaine dealers. they usually have large quant-ties ready within the hour.
“hey man can you get me some more of this blow?!”
“hold on let me call the pony express. check back in ten minutes”
the act of defecating into a mailbox. a particularly difficult technique usually used as a punishment.
-dude, bill six sh-t in his ex-girlfriend’s mailbox!
-ah, yes, the pony express!
while having s-xual relations from behind, the giver takes a tube sock, and uses it as a bridle to rein in the taker.
the best part of using the pony express technique, is it forces your gilrfriend to shut up during intercourse.
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