Pony Express Texting
when you text someone, then hours later they finally text you back
mike: want to do something today?
…5+ hours later
jordan: like what?
mike: sushi?
…45 minutes later
jordan: ok!
mike: you know you do pony express texting right?
jordan: shut up! lol
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