poo askew
1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up t-rd befor you leave the seat. this thin t-rd stays together but doesn’t initially drop into the bowl. it may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer b-tt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.
i just too a huge cr-pper, and on cleaning up i noticed a poo askew! i had to wipe half my b-tt and the bowl!
Read Also:
- poogeegle
a cross between cute and mean. you are such a two faced poogeegle!
- pookadook
cute lil girl with bratty tendencies your such a pookadook
- poop gear
a world of warcraft player who has sucky gear for their level. jawsh: y p–p gear? ian: e
- poopii
the plural of p–p. (known only by true masters of grammar) lil timmy and his annoying lil friends wanted to play football on the gr-ss field in the local park. but they soon discovered that the field was filled with dog p–pii.
- poop kabob
multiple chunks of fecal matters soaked in teriyaki sauce. usually from indian men, held together by a small wooden stick, that has been used as a b-ttplug. barbeque at my house tonight! what are you cookin? p–p kabobs!