poo baby


during -n-l s-x, the man ejacualtes into the -n-s of the male or female receiver. when the receiver later uses the toilet, what comes out of the -n-s, a mixture of -j-c-l-t- and feces is a poo baby.
chris and sean, sitting in a tree,
k-i-s-s-i-n-g,
first comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes the poo baby in the toilet carriage.
when you eat too much the night/day before – and your bloated stomach’s contents have digested enough – and your ‘leftovers’ are ready to be “dropped off at the pool”.
nat – “i ate too much last night! poo baby is ready to launch!”
kim – “same here, i’ll come with.”

kelly – “i’ve got a poo baby.”
a black child
my wife just had a poo baby! thats how i know it wasn’t mine!
the offspring that result from a couple having -n-l s-x to avoid pregnancy.
we were doin’ it in the b-tt so she wouldn’t get pregnant, but i still ended up paying child support for her poobabies.
a half humanoid half cr-p concoction of a thing created by artificialy inserting unspecified things inside of the -n-s.
“look! richard has poo babies!”
when a man has a s-x change, to then give birth to a baby that has been artifically inseminated in there -n-s.
“i heard your pregnant with poo babies”
to say someone has excreted or to affend them. if you say sum one is a poobaby it means there mum is a poo or slightly constipated, therefore a mum joke…vo
‘you stood on my poobaby’…meanin you stood on my excretion/ chlid

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