Poo bar
a low grade form of hashish typically bought when no other source of marijuana can be found.
-“hey man you got any weed to sell me?”
-“sorry man i’ve only got poo bar.”
(n) the fecal matter that is excreted from the -n-s that tends to back up a toilet or whole septic system.
sometimes, a person may actually feel the scat snaking it’s way down their intestinal track before it becomes it’s final form in the toilet.
gas may accompany this person for many hours before expelling a poobar.
seth: i feel a poobar brewing in my system. should have to go anytime now, with all the farts i been letting out.
sarah: yeah… no kidding!!!
energy bars (i.e. powerbars, et al) which have the appearance of a t-rd.
‘that poobar sure looks mighty delicious!’
cheap pot that’s got all kinds of chems and plastics in it to bulk it out
jay: hey man just got some pot on the cheap, doesn’t seem right…
jimmy: probably poobar man, next time score some green.
a colloquial description for hashish, referring to the appearance.
can you get me an eigth of poobar please.
the bar of soap that is reserved exclusively for your -n-s.
“dude, you smell like -ss. i hope you used the ivory and not the safeguard, thats the poobar.”
a carbohydrate based food stuff sold in foil packets that looks suspiciousy like poo.
quaker oat granola bars, luna bars, power bars, etc . . . . .
” hey man, don’t you want some soy lecithin in your diet ? ”
” no thanks, bro . . . i don’t eat poo bars. “
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