poo bat
when the strength of an aroma post sh-t is so overwhelming its effect is similar to being smashed in the head with a large object. i.e. the poo bat.
i went into the toilet after peter had a sh-t and was smashed in the face with the poo bat
you take a sh-t in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. the smell is so bad it will knock you out.
bill takes a sh-t after one to many burritos.
jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
bill shouts “homerun” and continues to watch jay leno.
poobat (or poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.
“hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?”
stevo: “…..what?”
“poobatting, having a poo while batting”
stevo: “k”
“it’s like killing two birds with one stone”
a very lazily awesomely immature person and only one person can fit it.
or when a flying bat like thing, is covered in poo.
it will appear as a flying t-rd with wings,
and researchers think that that’s what it is. a flying t-rd with bat wings.
holy snap?! was that a poobat?!
this guy i know.
hes a total poobat/ sh-tbat.
when you fill a condom with sh-t and then wack someone over the head with it.
oh man you just caned him with the poo bat!
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