Poo Battle
the fight which ensues in a public or office restroom with multiple stalls over which occupant will win the right to poo in privacy.
it is a general rule that the first occupant shall be the victor and a newly arriving poo-er must concede the entire restroom and come back later. however, there are times when a new poo-er cannot postpone or doesn’t have the couth to wait…thereby commencing a poo battle.
corporate office worker #1: “i was in the poo stall (back of the bathroom) and some heffa came in and sat quietly for several minutes waiting for me to splash and dash! too bad, i was there first! i won that poo battle”
corporate office worker #2: “d-mn, that is beyond rude! we should post a sign in the stall about the rules for pooing!” i’m fixin’ to go poo soon. i wish somebody would battle me!
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