poo burglar


an imaginary creature to be used as a scapegoat to explain the taste in your mouth after a night of excessive drinking. he also turns your $20’s into wadded up $1’s and makes your cigarttes disappear.
i drank so much last night i didn’t even know that the “poo burglar” paid me a visit. he must have because my mouth tastes like sh-t

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